Miksa, Bree, and Me

Miksa: "Look at that dog walking on OUR SIDEWALK!

Bree: "With IMPUNITY!"

Miksa: "YEAH! With that...!"

Bree: "With his pathetic human!"

Miksa: "Yeah!"

Bree: "I will KICK HIS ASS!!!"

Miksa, Bree, and Me

Me: "Miksa, you need to go outside before bedtime."

Miksa: "It's hot outside."

Me: "Well. Yeah. It's summer."

Miksa: "I'm tired. Would you carry me? I'm just a puppy."

Me: "(...)"

Miksa, Bree, and Me

Miksa: "I am an Alaskan Malamute. I am strong."

Me: "Yes, you are."

Miksa: "I walked five miles today."