Goggles that don't leak, fog up, give you raccoon eyes, and a headache
A perfectly fitting competitive swimsuit that lasts more than a month
Reasonable Republicans (I know. Republicans and reason=oxymoron)
An automatic dog shedder, or a live in groomer
I'll need a housekeeper to clean up after the groomer
An invisible barrier that cannot be crossed by Steve (the groundhog), skunks, or any other varmint after my vegetables
Siblings (Nope. Never mind. That's clearly impossible.)
A big, fluffy puppy
All of my kids and their families in one place at the same time
Airliners that don't suck
Self-cleaning kitchens and bathrooms
Flip flops that last more than half a summer
Jeans that really fit well, and don't fall down when I stand up
More t-shirts Yup. I actually need more t-shirts.
A really good 1 hour massage
An instructor to teach me how to kayak...Of course, I will first need a kayak.
Another sport to take up...Oh, yeah. That would be kayaking!
A Roomba that doesn't cost as much as my truck
The perfect electric car
People who respect others, as much as themselves
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