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Bree: "That's MY toy, junior." Me: "No, it's not, Bree. I bought that for him. Your toy is in the other room." B...

Miksa: "I like this short human. He's tasty!" Me: "(...)"

Miksa: "...Because I love you, Bree."

Miksa: "What is this?" Me: "It's a toy, Miksa. You can chew on it!" Miksa: "(😁)"

Bree: "Sit there and look cute." Miksa: "Why?" Bree: "This is how you train humans to give us treats."

Bree: "Oh! You're home! You took him back?!" Me: "No, Bree. He's in the sunroom. I just drove him to the Vet's of...

Miksa: "What is this place?" Me: "This is your Vet's office. We're here for your very first check-up." Miksa: ...