Miksa, Bree, and Me

Bree: "That's MY toy, junior."

Me: "No, it's not, Bree. I bought that for him. Your toy is in the other room."

Bree: "But, he got the BEST toy."

Me: "Oh, come on, Bree. You haven't played with ANY of your toys for years now. Give the little guy a break."

Bree: *under her breath* "Sorry ass little son of a bitch."