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Miksa: "Look at that dog walking on OUR SIDEWALK! Bree: "With IMPUNITY!" Miksa: "YEAH! With that...!" Bree: "W...

Me: "Miksa, you need to go outside before bedtime." Miksa: "It's hot outside." Me: "Well. Yeah. It's summer...

Miksa: "I am an Alaskan Malamute. I am strong." Me: "Yes, you are." Miksa: "I walked five miles today."

Bree: "That's MY toy, junior." Me: "No, it's not, Bree. I bought that for him. Your toy is in the other room." B...

Miksa: "I like this short human. He's tasty!" Me: "(...)"

Miksa: "...Because I love you, Bree."

Miksa: "What is this?" Me: "It's a toy, Miksa. You can chew on it!" Miksa: "(😁)"