Thursday, July 3, 2014

In search of...

Goggles that don't leak, fog up, give you raccoon eyes, and a headache

A perfectly fitting competitive swimsuit that lasts more than a month

Reasonable Republicans  (I know. Republicans and reason=oxymoron)

An automatic dog shedder, or a live in groomer

I'll need a housekeeper to clean up after the groomer

An invisible barrier that cannot be crossed by Steve (the groundhog), skunks, or any other varmint after my vegetables

Siblings  (Nope. Never mind. That's clearly impossible.)

A big, fluffy puppy

All of my kids and their families in one place at the same time

Airliners that don't suck

Self-cleaning kitchens and bathrooms

Flip flops that last more than half a summer

Jeans that really fit well, and don't fall down when I stand up

More t-shirts  Yup.  I actually need more t-shirts.

A really good 1 hour massage

An instructor to teach me how to kayak...Of course, I will first need a kayak.

Another sport to take up...Oh, yeah.  That would be kayaking!

A Roomba that doesn't cost as much as my truck

The perfect electric car

People who respect others, as much as themselves




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