Miksa, Bree, and Me

Miksa: "Look at that dog walking on OUR SIDEWALK!

Bree: "With IMPUNITY!"

Miksa: "YEAH! With that...!"

Bree: "With his pathetic human!"

Miksa: "Yeah!"

Bree: "I will KICK HIS ASS!!!"

Miksa, Bree, and Me

Me: "Miksa, you need to go outside before bedtime."

Miksa: "It's hot outside."

Me: "Well. Yeah. It's summer."

Miksa: "I'm tired. Would you carry me? I'm just a puppy."

Me: "(...)"

Miksa, Bree, and Me

Miksa: "I am an Alaskan Malamute. I am strong."

Me: "Yes, you are."

Miksa: "I walked five miles today."

Miksa, Bree, and Me

Bree: "That's MY toy, junior."

Me: "No, it's not, Bree. I bought that for him. Your toy is in the other room."

Bree: "But, he got the BEST toy."

Me: "Oh, come on, Bree. You haven't played with ANY of your toys for years now. Give the little guy a break."

Bree: *under her breath* "Sorry ass little son of a bitch."

Miksa, Bree, and Me

Miksa: "I like this short human. He's tasty!"

Me: "(...)"

Miksa, Bree, and Me

Miksa: "...Because I love you, Bree."

Miksa, Bree, and Me

Miksa: "What is this?"

Me: "It's a toy, Miksa. You can chew on it!"

Miksa: "(😁)"